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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Are those lumber jacks your wearing? They are giving me a wood!

Do you know the difference between a hamburguer and a blow job? No? Do you wanna lunch?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore. My face should be among them.

Are you a horse? (NO!) Can I ride you anyway?

I my name is MILK. I´ll do your body good.

That´s a nice shirt... it would go great in my floor.