Coisas

A man walks up to a woman and asks, "Would you sleep with me for $1,000,000?"
She quickly replies, "Yes."
So then he asks, "Would you sleep with me for $20?"
Astounded by the question she says, "Of course not. What kind of woman do you think I am?"
He says, "Well we've already determined that. Now I'm just working on the price."

Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it.

Q: Why are blondes so easy?
A: Who cares.